My brain
My brain is a vicious beast.
It can and will remember the most pointless and inane facts about pop culture, video games, song lyrics, movies, comics, conversations I had with people 5+ years ago, the list goes on and on…
but I fail to remember simple things, like say… parking my car on the correct side of the street, doing my laundry, or charging my phone.
I hate my brain.
But even more than that, I hate that I just remembered that this is basically the plot of an episode of “Hey Arnold” a show I have not seen, or thought about in roughly 12 years. Thanks brain… you suck.
lol as horrible as this will sound, Cunt, is my favorite word in the english language. Few words have as much power to offend so many, with so little effort. Try it sometime if you don’t believe me.
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see my answer would have been “no one wants to do either of them” but his is a lot better…
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“The only call it class warfare when we fight back” (image source)

Am I the only one who has thought this before?!
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I feel like Andy a lot… I just get so excited when people want to be around me no matter what.
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- Kid: why do we have to learn this
- Math teacher: because fuck you

…what the fuck internet?
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